If They Invent An Anti-wrinkle Cream That Actually Works,why Do They Have To Bring Out A New Improved Formula?
Tuesday, January 19th, 2010 at
1:01 pm
Ok, I don’t have an answer but I just had to say; Man, that is funny. I actually laughed out loud. Good point! That is like saying, ‘Our other stuff is not as good as it could have been. We finally got off our lazy booties and fixed it.’ Too funny.
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I have an idea for a product I think you will really love.
It’s the “Track 10 Razor”. It is a disposable razor that consists of 10 blades in a row. It’s like the old double track which gave way to the triple track which has now been replaced by the quad shaver. I’m going to scoop the marketplace by jumping several years ahead of research and development and go right to the “Track 10 Razor”.
But wait, there’s more…
Below the 1st razor is a small sponge filled with alo vera concentrate. This is the first thing that comes in contact with your face when you begin to shave. It helps coat the skin and smooth it before the first razor arrives. The first razor actualy is not designed to cut the hair. It will grab the hair and pull it forward. The second blade will catch onto the stretched out hair and bend it down flat onto your face. The third blade will come along and cut the hair giving you the closest shave know to man.
But wait, there’s more…
Right after the third blade is a small vibrator which will actually stimulate your just clipped hair follicle causing the hair right at the root to vibrate to the surface.
That’s when the fourth blade will catch onto it and pull it forward so the 5th blade can bend it into place for the sixth blade to slice it off.
But wait, there’s more…
Just as the sixth blade slices of the hair follicle at the root a rubber suction device cleverly built into the track 10 just above the sixth blade will suck the actual hair follicle to the surface where the 7th blade (made of titanium surgical steel) will split the follicle into. Closely following the 7th blade will be the a small broom that will sweep up the split hair follicle. Then the 8th blade will remove any debris left behind before the 9the blade removes a small layer of skin so as to expose a fresh new layer. Then the 10th blade which is actually mounted into the razor backwards will scrape the newly exposed skin giving it a healthy glow. Just after the 10th blade is a strip of baby powder to keep the skin from chaffing. Once you shave with the track 10 your face will be as smooth and pink as a babies bottom.
Best of all, you wont have to shave again for several months.
If you act now we will include at no additional expense the track 10 cleaning tool which will prolong the life of your Track 10 razor by at least 2 shaves or we will gladly refund your purchase price.
I just submitted this and saw that vibrator is considered a dirty word by this site! That is reall funny! The word is something you might give a backrub with. Sometimes they are battery operated. There are some used for pleasure as in intimate. What’s next will head become a dirty word.
Marketing mostly. Plus, there are often advances in things like that. Maybe the old type worked, but the new works better.
Because they hate you, and everything you stand for.
No s**t! And that goes for new and improved EVERYTHING: detergents, cookies, diet foods, medicines, shampoo.
What gets me is that sometimes the new and improved does not work as well as the original.